Entries for January, 2005

January 1st, 2005

Sh-sh-shakin'!

Posted by Applesauce at 03:33 PM on January 1, 2005.

Woohoo! Bought the entire first season of The OC! Slept at 5 in the morning trying to finish it and ended up with a splitting headache. A fine way to start the year, I must say!

Anyhoo, got this pic from Gissy's blog...taken just before the holidays.

Have a Krabby Patty

January 8th, 2005

Infidelity, Jealousy, Kibitzers and Love Pariahs

Posted by Applesauce at 04:43 AM on January 8, 2005.

What's your take on infidelity?

Am no ultra-feminist and I have to admit that women are no less guilty of this worldly sin. As for apportioning blame on men or women, there really isn't a sufficient basis for doing so, certainly not the societal statistic. Rather, they should be treated as unique, individual cases. The fact of the matter is that they committed the sin, and those who do not own up to their mistakes should be shot as emotional mendicants.

Although our morally crippled society views this as acceptable, I do not condone this deplorable act. People who say it's all right strike me as inconsistent, selfish, insecure idiots who also deserve to be shot and thrown into shark-infested waters. Majority doesn't necessarily make an issue acceptable. If we believe it to be true, then I'd gladly go around making a killing spree, thus ridding the world of the spittle of these mindless anthropoids.

So why do I always find my name dragged and twined in the creeping grapevine?

Some days it's fine, but on other days it boils my kettle to an irritating, high-pitched whistling point.

I am perfectly contented with my imperfectly wonderful relationship, thank you very much. I don't feel the rectal itch to jump into the bandwagon of the unfaithful and I certainly don't need to sashay about with extra marital affairs, like a piece of Prada leather, just to get my ego stroked. I am a firm believer in the sanctity of marriage. There is no point in throwing away my morals and the love of my life for a slice of the "good life". My stand here is that if you can't love someone without succumbing to your self gratification, then you must be a love pariah and should be looked upon with a sick mixture of scorn and pity.

I'm happy. You're jealous. It is not your business to get vexed when someone does get attracted to me. It does not, by any means, equate to forming a relationship with every guy I meet. So, please. Do the world a favor by donating your slightly used brain to medical science instead of re-affirming to the whole world your woebegone state of intelligence and credibility. Your tongue should likewise be cut off and fed to the dogs.

I cannot believe this drivel actually broke my reserve.

I'm usually a sweet, mild-mannered person.

Sometimes I’m not.

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January 11th, 2005

A Beery Happy Camper

Posted by Applesauce at 02:21 PM on January 11, 2005.





You Are Beer!



You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!"


What alcoholic drink are you?

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January 26th, 2005

Contrary to what some people think....

Posted by Applesauce at 11:37 PM on January 26, 2005.





You Are 27 Years Old



27





Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.



What Age Do You Act?

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